Thursday, October 21, 2010

who's the baby's daddy?!?

Stranger: Connie? It's Cocksucker Von Willywang.
You: Yes! It's me! Connie chung!
You: Don't tell Maury, but YOU'RE the baby's daddy!
Stranger: I'm looking for another Connie, sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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