Thursday, October 21, 2010

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 female usa
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im 20/m/usa
Stranger: whats up?
You: sitting.
You: you?
Stranger: layin on my bed lol
Stranger: so kinda sitting
You: cool.
Stranger: do u have a pic
Stranger: ?
You: do you?
Stranger: yea can i see yours?
You: mhmm, hold on.
Stranger: k
You: * I deleted this picture, sorry guys*
You: yours?
Stranger: i cant see that picture.. :(
You: why not.
Stranger: im not sure..maybe cuz im not ur friend on fb
You: oh, well can i see a picture of you?
You: and then ill see if i wanna add you (:
Stranger: umm ok hold on
You: oh, ewww your gross.
Stranger: thanks..........
You: hahahaa your weird looking.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thats mean
You: hahahhahahaaa
You have disconnected.

this isn't even me.

You: sup, browski.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: f?
You: female.
Stranger: pretty?
You: i'd like to think so.
Stranger: any proof?
You: mhmm. hold on.
Stranger: any others
Stranger: posibly with a little less clothing
Stranger: ?
You: no.
You: that's not even me, ya whore.
You have disconnected.


Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: yo.
Stranger: m/f
You: 15 female usa.
Stranger: 19 m usa
You: cool.
Stranger: what state r u from
You: tennessee.
Stranger: ohio
Stranger: im nick
You: my boyfriends name is nick (:
Stranger: oh
Stranger: r u horny jw
You: ha, no.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: waht r u doing
You: sitting, you.
Stranger: same
Stranger: whos around u
You: nobody.
Stranger: oh what r u wearing
You: i'm wearing a dinosaur costume.
Stranger: y
You: because it's sexy.
Stranger: oh
You: mhmm.
Stranger: brb
You: oh kay.
You have disconnected.

is it true?

You: truth or dare,
Stranger: truth I suppose
You: is it true that your mom was the hoe on my street corner?
Stranger: haha ugh no
You: okay, your turn.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: bi girl looking for girl
You: i'm a girl.
Stranger: bi?
You: i kissed a girl, and i liked it.
You: the taste of her cherry chapstick.
Stranger: *sigh*
You: i kissed a girl, just to try it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kelsey Kremposky, this is for you.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 female usa.
Stranger: 17 m usa
Stranger: horny?
You: my names kelsey, and i'm retarted, fool.
Stranger: alsome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that would be a yes.

You: truth or dare.
Stranger: truth
You: is it true that your balls were removed in the war of 1912?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i'm white.

Stranger: hey
You: truth or dare.
Stranger: m or f?
You: female. truth or dare.
Stranger: deal
Stranger: truth
You: is it true that you have both a penis and a vagina?
Stranger: nigger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

admitting it is the first step.

Stranger: hey :))
You: truth or dare.
Stranger: DARE!!!!
You: send me your facebook link/
Stranger: okay? hold on
You: okay.
You: hahahahaa, your emo.
Stranger: thanks lol i guess
Stranger: idk whats ur point lol
You: don't be sad, be happy!
You: let's see some bright colors!
Stranger: im not sad! i ammm happy thanks you very much!
You: come on, you can do it!
You: no, the first step is admitting you have a problem.
Stranger: okay dr phil :P
You: it's OPRAH to you missy.
Stranger: oh shittt im sry bahaha
You: mhmm, see now you dont get a free car.
Stranger: n im not emo btw
You: you got some punk going on.
Stranger: aw damn i needed that too! D:
Stranger: ha mayyyybeeeee
You: yes, you are. admit.
Stranger: admit that im...?
You: punk, emo, goth, scene, your choice.
Stranger: hmm well snake bites metal music and black hair i dont knowwww
Stranger: XP
You: woot! there ya go! this is being put on my blog, check it out, and have a nice day (:
You have disconnected.


You: sup.
Stranger: sup.
You: sup.
Stranger: sup.
You: sup.
Stranger: sup.
You: sup.
Stranger: sup.
You: sup.
Stranger: sup.
You: sup.
Stranger: sup.
You: sup.
Stranger: sup.
You: sup.
Stranger: sup.
You: sup.
Stranger: sup.
You: sup.
Stranger: sup.
You: sup.
Stranger: sup.
You: sup.
Stranger: :)
You: I win!

You have disconnected.

somebody doesn't know the alphabet.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey.
Stranger: m,
You: o,
You: p,
You: qrs,
You: tuv,
You: wx,
You: y and...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this kid, looks like andy sandburg.

Stranger: 17 m USA
You: 15 f usa.
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: did we talk before?
You: i don't think so.
Stranger: ok!
You: mhmm.
Stranger: cuz the last 15 f USA i said mmm
Stranger: and then there was a server error
You: yeah i haven't talked to you before.
Stranger: cool beans hot rice
Stranger: so wasup?
You: sitting, you?
Stranger: same
You: fun.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i just took a shower
You: that'
Stranger: i dunno why but i always like going on omegle after i shower
Stranger: maybe its cuz im in a towel
You: oh, you bad boy.
Stranger: not that in jerking off or anything
Stranger: i swear
You: haha,
Stranger: I have put that part of my life behing be lol
Stranger: behind^^
You: wow, you have some issues.
You: do you have a facebook?
Stranger: fo sho
You: name?
Stranger: i'll link it to ya
You: okay
Stranger: hold up
You: okay.
You: wow, nice picture.
Stranger: fo sho
Stranger: that was freshman year :P
You: haha
You have disconnected.

excuse me, your toast is BURNED.

Stranger: 17 m uk
You: 15 f usa.
Stranger: got msn?
You: yeah.
Stranger: whats ur msn?
Stranger: haha awww
Stranger: ur mean :(
You: sorry (:
You: don't have one.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: hi.
Stranger: you suck
Stranger: fuck you and your life
Stranger: fuck fuck fuck fuck
You: jeeze calm down, somebody had a bowl of bitchflakes for breakfast.
Stranger: I have a fucking problem here
Stranger: fuck fuck fuck
You: well, calm down and tell me.
Stranger: I don't even know you
Stranger: introduce yourself bitch
You: which is why you can tell me.
You: sophie, female, usa.
You: now tell.
You: i dont need to know your name.
Stranger: you see,
Stranger: I like this one girl, and the girl likes another boy.
Stranger: fuck that boy .
Stranger: fuck fuck fuck
You: mhmm, well here's your problem. you can't call a girl a bitch, and you need to like what she likes. eventually she'll fall for you.
You: be sweet, buy her flowers. she can't resist flowers.
Stranger: I never call here a bitch
Stranger: she's my angle
You: you called me a bitch. i am a girl. thats not very manly.
Stranger: I don't know you're a girl
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: :(
You: it's okay, now. just quit bringing yourself down, get out there and learn about her!
You: ask her questions, invite her out with friends, just find ways to let her know you like her.
You: and she'll always act like she likes somebody else, just to make another jealous.
Stranger: I plan to give her a box of chocolates. it that okay ?
Stranger: is that*
You: of course! she'll love that. tell her you thought she'd like them, and you bought them especially for her.
You: dont do it infront of alot of people though.
Stranger: infront of alot of people ?
Stranger: :O
You: just talk with her alone, and then give her the present.
You: that way people dont gossip.
Stranger: thank you. you are very helpful (:
You: your welcome, anytime.
Stranger: sorry for cursing at you :(
You: it's okay, i'm used to it.
Stranger: wait, how old are you ?
You: 14. i have a boyfriend though, i've liked guys before, i'm in highschool with the drama.
You: it will work.
Stranger: I'm 15
You: that's cool.
Stranger: I'm trying to get her for like 10 months
Stranger: but everytime I ask, she said she needs time
You: tell her that you really like her, you will treat her like a gentleman, and tell her you wont ever hurt her. tell her it's completly her choice, and you will never ask her again if she says yes or no right now. but if she says no, remember that there are plenty of fish in the sea, and there will be that one girl for you.

we all know who won.

Stranger: asl
You: 15 f usa.
Stranger: 14 f uk
You: i win.
Stranger: no i do
You: usa is better than uk.
Stranger: no im sexer
You: uk is full of faggots who eait crumpits.
You: no, im way hotter sweetie.
Stranger: sure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

stop that.

Stranger: hi...
You: hi...
Stranger: m or f...?
You: m or f.../
Stranger: f...u?
You: f...u?
Stranger: stop copying me...
You: stop copying me...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: heyy
You: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f
You: 16 f
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

he's back..

Stranger: 8===D
You: smiley!
Stranger: yay happy
You: no, penis. happy to see me again?
You: neigh.
Stranger: 8===D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

granny is that you?

You: yo.
Stranger: hi m here horny
You: female.
Stranger: horny?
You: mhmm.
Stranger: asl?
You: 78/tranny/usa. let's get together!
Stranger: :D
You: woot woot!
Stranger: i wanna mak webcam sex. u?
You: sure, but back in my day we actually got together and made babies.
You: that was in 1923.
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: give your msn
Stranger: plz
Stranger: adding
You: hit it up, young man.
Stranger: are u online?
You: hold on ill get online, give me a second.
Stranger: ok
You: my chat's not working right now, but let me take a naughty picture for you to save.
Stranger: cool
You: i removed the picture, sorry.
You: that's me, right before i took my homemade cookies out of the oven
You: you want me big boy?
Stranger: must i look?
You: only if you wanna (;
Stranger: ok
You: well, i need to go watch my soaps, have a nice day mister. don't forget to call!

we meet again, mr. penis.

You: yo.
Stranger: 8===D
You: smiley face.
You: not. penis!

who's the baby's daddy?!?

Stranger: Connie? It's Cocksucker Von Willywang.
You: Yes! It's me! Connie chung!
You: Don't tell Maury, but YOU'RE the baby's daddy!
Stranger: I'm looking for another Connie, sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

let's go p diddy.

You: yo.
Stranger: P DIDDY?
Stranger: FOOL
Stranger: AIGHT
Stranger: 10 MINUTES

marley, bob marley.

 Stranger: hi
You: yo.
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: bob marley.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

pigs will never fly.

You: yo.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: female.
You: you?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: male
You: usa.
Stranger: india
You: coo.
Stranger: wanna have sex?
You: hmm, let's see. will pigs ever fly?
You: that's a no.
You: good day sir.

finish this sentence.

You: yo.
Stranger: Please finish this sentence:You just keep on trying 'till you run out of......
You: condoms.
Stranger: tsk tsk
Your conversational partner has disconnected


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 8===D
You: yo yo yo.
You: penis!
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: no its a happy face
You: oh, my bad. your happy face looks like a penis.
Stranger: with a long nose
Stranger: wow you're an ass
Stranger: it does not
You: nope, i think it's a penis.
You: it's most certainly a penis.
Stranger: how the hell do you make that out?
You: because, i am a horse with a very big penis.
Stranger: then u can't even see ur penis!
You: yes, i can. it's that long.
Stranger: and it really looks like 8===D to u
You: penis!
You: yes, it does.
Stranger: huh
Stranger: well it isnt
Stranger: u are a horse!
Stranger: get off the comp horse!
Stranger: u can't type!
You: aight, i'm horny horse now. i'm gonna go get some with that nice mane over there in that stable.
You: ahh, booty.
Stranger: much luck to you
You: bye, or should i say neigh?

straight outta compton.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: hello?
You: yo.
Stranger: sup
Stranger: woke up today
Stranger: at about noon
You: being white.
Stranger: just thought that i had to be in compton soon
You: straight outta compton!
Stranger: i gotta get drunk
Stranger: before the day begins
Stranger: before my mother starts bitchin
You: party party.
Stranger: about my friends
You: your mother must be fucked up bruh.
Stranger: yo mommas like a 7/11
Stranger: open every corner
You: oh, now were talking bout mamas?
You: my mom died a week ago in a fire, but thanks for reminding me.
You: i'm gonna go attempt sucide again.
You: bye. forever.

Omegle Secret?

Stranger: hello
You: tell me your biggest secret.
Stranger: i hade a baby
Stranger: and i am 17
You: FAIL.