Thursday, October 21, 2010

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 female usa
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im 20/m/usa
Stranger: whats up?
You: sitting.
You: you?
Stranger: layin on my bed lol
Stranger: so kinda sitting
You: cool.
Stranger: do u have a pic
Stranger: ?
You: do you?
Stranger: yea can i see yours?
You: mhmm, hold on.
Stranger: k
You: * I deleted this picture, sorry guys*
You: yours?
Stranger: i cant see that picture.. :(
You: why not.
Stranger: im not sure..maybe cuz im not ur friend on fb
You: oh, well can i see a picture of you?
You: and then ill see if i wanna add you (:
Stranger: umm ok hold on
Stranger: http://oi54.tinypic.com/35jl83k.jpg
You: oh, ewww your gross.
Stranger: thanks..........
You: hahahaa your weird looking.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thats mean
You: hahahhahahaaa
You have disconnected.

this isn't even me.

You: sup, browski.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: f?
You: female.
Stranger: pretty?
You: i'd like to think so.
Stranger: any proof?
You: mhmm. hold on.
You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000224381688
Stranger: any others
Stranger: posibly with a little less clothing
Stranger: ?
You: no.
You: that's not even me, ya whore.
You have disconnected.

rawr.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: yo.
Stranger: m/f
You: 15 female usa.
Stranger: 19 m usa
You: cool.
Stranger: what state r u from
You: tennessee.
Stranger: ohio
Stranger: im nick
You: my boyfriends name is nick (:
Stranger: oh
Stranger: r u horny jw
You: ha, no.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: waht r u doing
You: sitting, you.
Stranger: same
Stranger: whos around u
You: nobody.
Stranger: oh what r u wearing
You: i'm wearing a dinosaur costume.
Stranger: y
You: because it's sexy.
Stranger: oh
You: mhmm.
Stranger: brb
You: oh kay.
You have disconnected.

is it true?

You: truth or dare,
Stranger: truth I suppose
You: is it true that your mom was the hoe on my street corner?
Stranger: haha ugh no
You: okay, your turn.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: bi girl looking for girl
You: i'm a girl.
Stranger: bi?
You: i kissed a girl, and i liked it.
You: the taste of her cherry chapstick.
Stranger: *sigh*
You: i kissed a girl, just to try it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kelsey Kremposky, this is for you.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 female usa.
Stranger: 17 m usa
Stranger: horny?
You: my names kelsey, and i'm retarted, fool.
Stranger: alsome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that would be a yes.

You: truth or dare.
Stranger: truth
You: is it true that your balls were removed in the war of 1912?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.