Stranger: hi m here horny
You: 78/tranny/usa. let's get together!
You: woot woot!
Stranger: i wanna mak webcam sex. u?
You: sure, but back in my day we actually got together and made babies.
You: that was in 1923.
Stranger: give your msn
You: hit it up, young man.
Stranger: are u online?
You: hold on ill get online, give me a second.
You: my chat's not working right now, but let me take a naughty picture for you to save.
You: i removed the picture, sorry.
You: that's me, right before i took my homemade cookies out of the oven
You: you want me big boy?
Stranger: must i look?
You: only if you wanna (;
You: well, i need to go watch my soaps, have a nice day mister. don't forget to call!